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We have managed to update the Photos page with hyperlinks to the Facebook photo albums for each country so far. You should be able to view these even without a Facebook account. Check it out…….PHOTOS PAGE

 

Thanks R&S.

Updated overlander notes and route

Just a quick note to say we’ve finally had a chance to upload our travel notes and update our planned route on our blog. For anyone following a similar route, we hope there’s some useful information for you!

Zimbabwe

Day: 154

KLMS : 23,712

It’s fair to say that Zimbabwe has proved to be the first completely unexpected surprise on this trip. After all the bad press over the years describing the unbelievable levels of corruption, violence and poverty we really didn’t know what to expect, but as a last minute addition to the itinerary, Zimbabwe has completely captivated us.

We made the easy border crossing into Zimbabwe at Kazungula and headed straight for Vic Falls. The ‘adventure capital’ of Zimbabwe, where the list of activities is endless and depending on how big your wallet is and how brave/stupid you’re feeling, there is enough to keep you busy for weeks. Since the US dollar was introduced, things have certainly improved and with security now not a problem Vic Falls is the first area to see tourist numbers growing again but it’s not cheap! Most activities seemed to cost $140, whether it was a 12minute helicopter flight over the falls, riding elephants or bungee jumping! We decided to get our money’s worth and booked to go for a day rafting down the Zambezi, the biggest commercially rafted rapids in the world consisting of 18 rapids, seven of which are grade five! It’s fair to say I was completely terrified about the prospect, so to settle the nerves we went for a walk round the magnificent falls then headed for medicinal G&T’s and Afternoon Tea at the original Vic Falls Hotel. The magnificent colonial hotel used be a stop-over for the British Elite flying from Southampton to Johannesburg on the BOAC Royal Mail Flying boat service in the 1940’s. The big flying boats used to land in the lake above Vic falls. The hotel and it’s grounds have been immaculately kept, every room filled with mementos of the past which is rather uncanny considering the current governments views on the colonial past! We enjoyed a very leisurely afternoon on the terrace with views looking out across the beautifully landscaped lawns towards the Vic Falls Bridge.

Victoria Falls

Victoria Falls

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The Victoria Falls Hotel

The Victoria Falls Hotel

Afternoon tea at Vic Falls Hotel

Afternoon tea at Vic Falls Hotel

The next day we were up early for our rafting adventure – scaling down the gorge with helmets, lifejackets and paddles was no easy task, the point of no return had been and gone before we’d even reached the boat! Our guide introduced himself as ‘Titanic’ – I realised that this would be no easy ride. The first section was so breathtaking, I’d forgotten about being scared, paddling up to the end of the gorge to look down the long corridor of the magnificent falls – it was an incredible site and a amazing to see the falls from the bottom of the gorge. Then the fun began. Before each rapid we’d be given a quick briefing – such as ‘This one the Jaws of Death’. ‘Grade 5’. ‘Big, big waves from all sides’.’Paddle hard right, then left’. ‘But anything can happen at this one’. The boat begins to quicken, the roar of the water gets louder, and everyone manically paddles, trying to keep up with the instructions being yelled from the back. All I want to do is hold on as the wall of water begins to rise above us. ‘Get down, Get down’. We all fling ourselves into the bottom of the boat as the raft launches vertically into the air, before crashing back down and a wave of water surges over us. Then its quickly resume positions and paddling hard, we’d made it. This happens 18 more times, but with varying success – realising that our guide was taking us into the deeper holes – rather than round the edges we flipped the entire raft 3 times. Rafting down a rapid is one thing, but swimming is another. Exhilarating but completely terrifying, as the boat flips you’re catapulted out into the washing machine, spinning round and round not sure which way is up. As you surface, gasping and spluttering for air, you’re then faced with trying to survive the rest of the rapid alone, until you reach the pool below where everyone is collected up before heading off again. An awesome experience, one I’m so glad to have done it, but would I do it again? Think I’d need another G&T to think about it.

After Vic Falls, we headed onto Kariba, but to avoid having to drive a huge ‘dog leg’ down to Bulwayo we decided to drive across the bottom of Zambia and drop back into Kariba on the Eastern edge of the lake. A ferry used to run regularly across the lake, but now is only able to run the service once a month due to the decline in visitor numbers on the Zimbabwe side.  So with double entry visas for both Zimbabwe and Zambia we hopped over to Zambia for a couple of days to complete the drive over to the other side of Zimbabwe! The entry point back into Zimababwe was across the huge Kariba dam – built in 1949, it created one of the largest man-made lakes in Africa. The border control was our first trying border experience. Following the long swims and excessive intake of Zambezi water I’d been suffering with my first bout of sickness and the border crossing came at the end of a very long and tiring day. The rounded woman behind the glass in the border office cared little for my sickly state, sensing my weakness she continued to fire a long list of questions, many of which I barely remember answering until I made the silly mistake of admitting I worked in advertising. At the mention of media, I was slapped with a government notice stating that I had to abide by ‘strict entry conditions’ (not that they were noted) and to report immediately to immigration on my departure. We left the office, relieved to have all our documents finally stamped but as we got to the gate, the nice guard in his smart green uniform and shiny AK47 said that Richard needed to go and have an interview with the ‘CID’?? So off Richard went to meet the ‘CID’ – 3 very dodgy looking guys casually sitting on the floor behind the office, smoking away. They had two nice shirts and one tie between the three of them. Before any corrupt demands could be made,  in a tactic he’d read in a recent blog post from Ossiyez (thank you guys), before the CID had a chance to speak, Rich put a big fake smile and launched into an over-excited, fast talking spiel so that the men couldn’t even get a word in edge ways. They wanted to see the car, so he bought them over for a tour, still talking at a rapid pace about the wonderful weather, the beautiful countryside, and the full history of our trip so far. It wasn’t long before you could see the men were beginning to tire of the unexpected Welsh whirlwind they were experiencing and soon they reluctantly lifted the gate to let us pass.

Unlike Vic Falls, Kariba hasn’t enjoyed the return of tourism and is a classic example of how Zimbabwe has been run into the ground in the past decade. Once a beautiful little town on the edge of the lake, in its heyday a prime resort filled with exclusive lodges, country clubs and hotels, it now sits in a very sorry state and only a handful of very run down lodges survive. We camped at Kushinga Lodge, we were the only people at the entire lodge and the receipt book showed that only 6 people had visited since April. In a prime position on the hillside, with amazing views of the lake, we sat in our dilapidated surroundings. It was really sad to see. The staff still cleaned the pool, and kept the grass short, but the chairs were all broken, the thatch on the roof falling in and the light fittings all missing.  The place resembled one of those films where a man who awakes from a coma after 20years to find himself the only remaining human being after the masses had died from the plague or had turned into zombies!

Kariba Dam

Kariba Dam

The loads are lorry carnage!

The loads are lorry carnage!

The next day while searching for a fuel station that hadn’t gone into receivership,  as 4 out of 5 had in Kariba we met a lovely old lady who took us up to a fantastic view point of the lake. She talked about how wonderful Kariba used to be, but how the last decade has changed everything, and tourists no longer come to Kariba. But they understand why. In 2008 things were so bad, that there wasn’t even any food to buy in the town. That year the people of Kariba felt hunger and every single person we met, blames one man for this.. It was hard to understand how the current government was voted back in as we didn’t meet a single person who had a good word to say about them.  Those that do want change are too frightened to stand against him for fear that things will go back to the way they were. In a country where it is illegal to condemn the president, in a hushed voice, nervously looking over her shoulder,  the old lady said, ‘ We have known hunger, it was very, very bad. But now things are getting better and we have food, it is better just to keep our heads down.‘ Her story, was heartbreaking to hear, just one of many sad stories we heard while in Zimbabwe and of course the plight of the white farmers is a whole other story, which I won’t go into now as otherwise my blog will become a very long and political rant. But despite these hardships, the people we met were so happy to see us and always welcomed us with big smiles – they were keen for us to tell all our friends to come to Zimbabwe.

After Kariba we headed to Mana Pools – a World heritage park on the banks of the Zambezi where we spent 3 amazing days in the wildest park so far. The park is the most beautiful we’ve visited so far, but the road in is shocking – 80kms of bad corrugations – we winced as the car shook and juddered wondering what part of the car would be next to fall off. The 80km back out, would surely kill something!

Roads aside, the park was incredible. We had our first close Lion encounters, coming across a small pride of 3 who were trying to challenge an elephant but losing. It was amazing to watch the elephant charge the Lions with its ears flared and trunk held high causing the lions to scatter before finally stomping off to find a new patch to graze on. We had some fantastic game viewings in the day, we were even lucky to be invited out for a drive with a South African couple who are trained rangers, so they taught us a lot about the wildlife, we are learning a lot everyday! But it’s at night when things get really intense.  From the elephant that was hiding in the shadows behind the open back door of the car, we didn’t see him until I went to walk round the other side of the car and almost walked into him, to the hippo fight outside our tent (so savage sounding, I was convinced it was lions!), to the 8 hyenas that began circling our camp. It’s the most intense camping we’ve ever experienced, the adrenalin starts pumping as the sun sets and pretty much keeps going throughout the night until the sun comes back up again! Camping back in the UK just isn’t going to be the same!

Elephant and Lion playing peek-a-boo

Elephant and Lion playing peek-a-boo

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Young male, out to impress the ladies.

Young male, out to impress the ladies.

Our last night in the park, we spotted  the Landrover belonging to fellow overlanders,  Harry and Anneka ‘ Bristol to Cape Town’ who’s blog we’d been following. It was so awesome to finally meet some other overlanders coming the other way and swap stories. We had a really fun evening together, just wish we could have stayed with them longer as they’d be great fun to travel with. But the next day it was back on the road of hell and 80km of corrugations again – and of course, something broke, one of our brand new shocks that had only been fitted 2 weeks and 2000klms earlier! The rubber bush at the bottom of the shock had completely worn out?? We had no choice to but to clunk on to Zambia and Lusaka where we would need to get it repaired.

Spotted Hyena - Mana pools

Spotted Hyena – Mana pools

 

Red beaked Quelia(?) they fly in flocks of millions

Red beaked Quelia(?) they fly in flocks of millions

Elephant bathing in the Zambezi

Elephant bathing in the Zambezi

 

Spot of fishing on the Zambezi

Spot of fishing on the Zambezi

 

Sunset at Mana Pools

Sunset at Mana Pools

Overlanders! With Anneka and Harry from Bristol to Capetown

Overlanders! With Anneka and Harry from Bristol to Capetown

 

Wild encounters in Moremi and Chobe

Day: 143

KLMS: 22,105

We made it! Recovering in Kasane after the most intense, exhilarating, exciting, exhausting 5 days of the trip so far. Spectacular scenery and more wildlife than i ever imagined, combined with the hardest 4WDing we’ve ever experienced and very little sleep – it will take a few days to fully process just what an incredible experiences we’ve had!

Driving out of Maun, the road turned to sand almost immediately –it’s straight into it! Our first camp was at Third Bridge, in Moremi, just on the edge of the Okavango delta. As we drove on throughout the day, the sand became deeper and deeper which is hardwork on the driver, but Kylie ploughed through. We spent the day exploring the ‘Moremi tongue’, the sandy tracks around the inner delta before heading to Third Bridge.

As we arrived at camp, we had to wait while a herd of elephants tucked into the trees right around our allocated spot. We waited for them to move on a little further, but as others were already setting up camp, we figured we’d be safe to also start getting the tent up. As we began to set up, there were still around 10 elephants close by, so being out of the car for the first time and being so close to them certainly kept the adrenalin pumping but gradually we began to relax as we realised there were more interested in the trees than us! At one point a young elephant decided to come and investigate us a little closer which had us running for cover, but once he’d sniffed us out he soon returned back to the rest of his family.

Elephant roadblock

Camping with eles

Camping with eles

The first night in the wilds, was a nerve-wracking experience to say the least and as darkness fell we were both on tenterhooks as the sounds around us seemed to grow louder – we were quick to get to bed! Sitting up in the tent, the sounds of Africa took over and the noise was just immense. Elephants crashing around, baboons yelling and screaming, Hyenas calling. hippos grunting and lions roaring in the distance – it was animal mayhem and there was little chance of getting much sleep! We lay there listening to the commotion outside the tent, our hearts beating faster whenever we heard something near the tent. At one point Richard looked out when we heard branches snapping right by us to see that we had a whole family of giraffes right round us! Despite being up in our roof tent our windows were still well below their shoulders!

We were up at daybreak the next morning and headed out on a boat trip across the delta with 4 other German friends we’d met in the camp the night before. (One of which had also just completed an overland drive from Germany to Cape Town, so we got lots of great tips!) We sped off through the long reed beds on the edge of the delta heading towards some of the inner lagoons where we saw crocodiles and a hundred different types of birds from beautiful little kingfishers to great big African Fish Eagles. It was amazing to be out on the water, or in a pompous British accent ‘ We were on the Oko DL, darling’!

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Not going this way!

Not going this way!

 

The afternoon was spent exploring further into the pans, which are an absolute maze of tracks and easy to get lost in. Despite the fact we’re here in the dry season, the Delta is actually in full flood, so as we ventured off down different tracks we found a number of them impassable as the water was so high. Being out by ourselves we were keen to avoiding getting bogged, so anything that was too deep we stayed well clear of. Taking a break that afternoon we discovered another coolant leak, this time the bottom hose looked as though it had begun to perish, so while i was on lion lookout duty, Rich was back under the bonnet fixing up the hose. Becoming accustomed to bush fixes it didn’t take too long to patch up and once sorted we sat back in the car to relax and take in the sight of the delta. Taking in the beautiful surroundings and the stillness of the day we hadn’t noticed the huge African Elephant bull approaching the car, despite being over 5 tonnes in weight, he hadn’t made a sound and the first time we realised he was there, was as his trunk began to come through the window! We calmly panicked and managed to quickly put the windows up, the trunk was quickly retracted. It’s amazing to see how gentle these giants can be and satisfied we had no citrus fruits in our car, he headed off into the bush.

Another night of animal pandemonium and with bleary eyes we were up at dawn again. The night also seemed to have taken its toll on one of the younger elephants who we found fast asleep near our tent! Even after packing up, he didn’t seem in any rush to move off his nice comfy patch of grass, so we left him to his Elephant dreams and headed on towards Savuti.

Log bridges in Moremi

Log bridges in Moremi

 

The drive up to Savuti is notoriously tough, just leaving the camp you drive over the ‘Third log bridge’ which is actually submerged, the last part being so deep the water actually comes over the bonnet! The rest of the tracks are a mix of corrugations, deep sand and gullies which if you drive over at any speed soon turns the car into a bucking bronco. It took 9hours to drive 160kms. Along the way we met a Namibian couple, who stopped us for a beer after a particularly gruelling section. Having been to the park several times, they were incredibly knowledgeable about the area and invited us to their camp that evening.  Savuti used to be a huge sunken lake which dried up thousands of years ago and once the remaining waterways dried up, the surrounding land became a barren desert leaving the lions and hyenas to engage in huge battles over the little that was left and cement blockades had to be built round the ablutions and water taps to stop the elephants from destroying everything to get at the water. Then around 5years ago a seismic shift caused the Savuti channel to flow again, the first time in decades, turning the desert back into green marshland once more.

We spent an amazing evening with Richard and Leez, although the walk back to the tent through the darkness was absolutely terrifying. We walked back to back, scanning for ‘eyes’ with our torches in one hand, the other armed with pepper spray. A comical sight i’m sure, but we both breathed a huge sigh of relief once we were safely back in our tent.

The next day we’d asked if we could go out with them, as they had experience tracking animals. We sound found lion tracks and were off across the marshes. In the distance we the entire horizon was covered with buffalo – the lions favourite food – we just needed to find a way to get to them. We began to reach the water channels, travelling in convoy we felt braver to tackle the water crossings than if by ourselves. But gradually the water began to get deeper and deeper and we were soon wondering what we’d got ourselves into. We’d gone too far to be able to turn back by ourselves, but we were nervous about the car’s ability to go deeper – but that day Kylie redeemed herself. She ploughed through mud, sand and water, despite the water coming well over the bonnet and our feet were starting to get wet. The final crossing lead us back through the Savuti channel itself. Our friends went first, and as we watched their Toyato Landcruiser disappear up to the windows, we knew that Kylie would be practically submerged being such a smaller car – but the only way was forwards. I was terrified. As we drove into the channel the water was so deep it came up over the windscreen and i thought we were done for, but the car kept going and we were soon out the otherside. Shocked and shakey but so relieved to be back on dry land we kissed Kylie the wonder car! After that we decided to call it a day, we still had a long drive ahead to Chobe so we had to leave the Buffalo chase at that point. But what an experience, tracking Buffalo across the Savuti marshes in our little Kylie.

Tea break on the Savuti marshes

Tea break on the Savuti marshes

Camping at Savuti

Camping at Savuti

 

The intensity of the last few days had begun to take it’s toll and our exhaustion had hit new levels, we were feeling pretty broken and keen to get to our next camp for a rest. But as we turned into the Chobe park and drove down the escarpment, before us the river and the flood plains opened up before us in one of the most beautiful sights we’ve ever seen – had we found Eden? The grassy green plains were covered in thousands of animals, zebras, giraffes, antelope and elephants. We thought we’d been lucky to see around 50elephants at Etosha, but we couldn’t quite comprehend that before us we could see over 500! There were elephants for as far as the eye could see. It was simply unbelievable. The numbers of elephants here are quite controversial as they are so destructive, that they have decimated what used to be a wooded waterfront – all that is left of the forest are patches of stumpy ground. However, the amount of elephant dung keeps the soil fertile, so around the river it is lush green grass – is it a bad thing for a landscape to evolve from woodland to grassland? Our camp that night was at Ihaha, right on the water’s edge. Tired beyond belief we went to bed early and shortly afterwards we could hear the approaching footsteps of elephants. Too tired to be scared, we watched as their looming grey shapes passed by in front of our tent – one by one they marched past we think there must have been over 40. A tip we’d learned from our Namibian friends was that elephants don’t like to cross from the darkness into light, so with so many around we were glad we’d left a rooflight on, to create a light boundary round the car.

For the first time that week we had a lie in until 6.30 and sods law, that would be the day that lions walked past our camp only moments earlier. The rangers came to see us asking if we’d seen the lions –  There had been a pride of 6 which had just passed by our tent about 20minutes before! We couldn’t believe that we’d missed our first opportunity to see lions close-up, but in our sleepy haze it was probably a good thing we weren’t up!

Botswana has been a mind-blowing experience. We have loved, loved, loved everything about it and the vibe and the people are just so relaxed. We have spent the last few days recovering at the Chobe Safari lodge, which has a beautiful deck that looks out across the Chobe – perfect for sundowners whilst watching the elephants amble along on the far bank. An absolute must if you are visiting Kasane.

From here, we will now head onto Vic Falls in Zimbabwe!

 

Elephants as far as the eye can see - Chobe

Elephants as far as the eye can see – Chobe

 

Swimming elephants - Chobe

Swimming elephants – Chobe

 

 

Running Buffalo  -Chobe

Running Buffalo -Chobe

 

This baby elephant was only 5days old!

This baby elephant was only 5days old!

 

Sunset at Chobe

Sunset at Chobe

 

 

 

 

Into Botswana

Day: 137

KLMS 21,957

Our final days in Namibia were spent on the western edge of the Caprivi Strip, at the best camp we’ve stayed at so far, Ngepi.  Nestled on the banks of the Okavango, the camp has been created by someone with a great sense of humour and is known for its unusual open-air toilets and baths scattered throughout the camp. Each camping area has its own quirky ablutions, ranging from ‘The Toilet of Eden’ a lovely little loo set in an oasis of plants & flowers, ‘The Throne’ which is a huge carved wooden throne toilet which looks out across the river, to ‘Poopa Falls’ which is a toilet seated at the top of a telegraph pole. A self-guided ‘Toilet tour’ makes for a hilarious afternoon of discovery as well as an overload of toilet humour and silly photos. After the toilet humour began to wear thin, we went off for a swim in the ‘croc cage’,  a floating steel cage swimming pool in the Okavango river! Despite the protective cage, it was hard to relax in the water knowing that hippos and crocs were all around – a quick dip was enough!

Open-air toilets (thank goodness) Ngepi
Open-air toilets (thank goodness) Ngepi
The bathroom, Ngepi

The bathroom, Ngepi

The croc-cage, Ngepi

The croc-cage, Ngepi

Back at camp, we met a great couple in the site next to us, Jenny & Tony, who were British ex-pats who had retired to South Africa and were currently on holiday. We spent a hilarious evening with them at the bar, enjoying one too many beers. We had to be up early the next day, as we’d booked to go on a fishing trip, but what we hadn’t realised is that although we were still in Namibia, the camp actually worked on Botswana time, GMT +2?? So with sore heads we woke early and got ready to meet our guide, as we were getting the last of our things together we saw the guide walking towards us. ‘Where you been?’ he asked. ‘I waiting you for 1 hour’. It was still too early to compute what he was saying until he pointed to his watch laughing ‘ You guys on Namibia time, it is half past 8!’. Oops! We quickly grabbed our stuff and rushed to the boat, hoping that we hadn’t missed our chance of catching an elusive Tiger Fish. The boat was little more than a platform & engine strapped to a couple of canoes, but we were too focused on the fishing to worry about the sea-worthiness of our boat. We dropped our lines in and began trawling off the side. It was a beautiful morning and out on the river there was so much birdlife, hippos and game up on the banks, it was lovely just to be out on the water, regardless of whether we caught anything or not. But as I sat back to relax, ‘Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiizzzzzzz’, my line was running! I jumped up, yanking the rod back as hard as I could and began to reel in my catch. Just 10minutes in, I was about to land my first Tiger Fish! They’re great fighting fish and as I reeled it in, the fish leapt into the air a number of times, it was an awesome sight and I couldn’t help but be incredibly smug that once again my fishing success was  far exceeding Richard’s! That said, there was no way I was taking the hook out of this thing, it’s got huge razor sharp teeth, so I left this to the skill of our guide. Fortunately for Richard, the Murray River episode wasn’t going to be repeated and shortly afterwards he too caught a Tiger Fish narrowly avoiding being out-fished by a girl again!

Fishing is hard work

Fishing is hard work

Check out the teeth!

Check out the teeth!

Richard's was definitely smaller than mine!

Richard’s was definitely smaller than mine!

 

Namibia has been truly amazing – a land of spectacular & remote landscapes, friendly people and an abundance of wildlife. It’s a very easy place to travel (when your car is working) and as a friend said, ‘It’s still only Africa-Lite’, ‘Africa-proper’ still awaits!

Cheeky local children

Cheeky local children

 

We crossed into Botswana at Mohembo – a very quiet and easy crossing. Brits don’t require visas, just a free entry permit, but you need to buy road tax and insurance (250Pula). We headed through with little fuss, before reaching the Vet fence where we had to queue for awhile. To protect their beef export market into Europe, a fence was erected to prevent domestic cattle from being infected with foot and mouth disease from feral animals. As you cross the fence line, the car is searched for any meat products, the car tyres and all your shoes have to be sprayed with disinfectant. It seems more of a government tick box, than something that actually offers any disease prevention and instead the fence prevents the second largest migration of wildebeest and zebras (after the Serengeti) meaning wildlife numbers are plummeting in the area as these nomadic animal are no longer allowed to continue their traditional migration.

Again the change complete change in everything around us one we crossed the border was amazing.

We drove on through the villages of Botswana – it was a beautiful drive, the villagers all coming out to wave, everyone looking happy, the sun was shining, Kylie was behaving – it felt really good! As a testament to how well the car is running, we even received our first speeding fine! Driving out of a village where the speed is 60km/ph, we were just hitting our cruising speed of 80km/hr when a policeman jumped out in front of us, almost a little too excitedly! Apparently we weren’t out of the village yet and so it was going to be a big fine – 1,000Pula! Richard got out of the car and began chatting with the officer. Talk soon turned to where we were from, where we were going and how many kilometres we needed to do. Rich then turned up the charm levels explaining that we’d been having some troubles and how we wished we had a lovely car like his ‘Powerful and Strong’ Toyota Landcruiser. Not quite done on charm Richard continued with ‘Wow look how shiny and worn your hand-cuffs are, you must be a hard working officer, locking up all these bad criminals’. The magic was beginning to work and the fine was soon reduced to 400Pula, not before some dodgy suggestions of a 200Pula backhander to cancel the fine! Happy to take the legitimate fine and not pay a bribe we were soon on our way – both slightly proud of our ‘penalty notice’ as weeks before we’d barely thought we have a car that worked, not to mention one that could break speed limits!

Our first stop was Tsodilo Hills – this place is truly the Uluru of Botswana. Out of the flat landscape, 4 huge granite hills rise up to 1500m  making it a place of huge importance to different tribes and religions over the years. It’s cultural significance has earned it a World Heritage listing as it also contains the highest concentration of rock paintings in the world – created by the San bushmen over 3,000years ago. A relatively untouched area, the road in has only recently been improved so tourists have only just beginning to discover this area. However, the locals have still got a lot to learn if they are to keep tourists coming. It turns out that back in May the area was handed to the local community to run, which I’m all for, but the prices that they now charge are ridiculous, considering it was all free up until 6months ago. We arrived at the gate and were told we needed to pay 50Pula each to enter, a new fee, but seemed fair enough so we pay the entry fee. When we get to the centre the guide asks for 120Pula and he will take us to see the paintings. Again, more expensive than the guidebook states, but still seems reasonable as it’s a private tour for 2 hours. We walked up over the ‘female hill’ and are shown the beautiful red rock paintings, it’s uncanny how similar they are to the Aboriginal paintings in Australia, even though the continents had long been separated by that point, there are many similarities. The most bizarre thing (apart from our guide who would just suddenly start peeing without warning on more than one occasion) was the depiction of whales and penguins. The nearest coastline is Namibia over 600klms away.

We had a beautiful walk in the late afternoon sun and when we returned we asked if we could camp near to the centre, as the guidebook said camping was free if you’d paid for a guide. The response was no, we had to head back to the community camp by the entrance gate, where the cost was 130Pula EACH! This was more expensive than any of the luxury lodges we’ve camped at, so we hoped with fake optimism that the new camp must be equipped with fantastic ablutions, pool, Jacuzzi, bar……. Was there? NO! We found ourselves in a dusty field with new but broken ablutions. Despite having only opened in May, the toilets didn’t work, the sinks were still unplumbed on the floor and the shower, although with running, hot water had such large sections missing from the wall that taking a shower meant exposing yourself to the rest of the campers – fortunately there were only a few others there. There were a couple of complementary extras – a couple of donkeys which kept bonking loudly close to our tent and the other was a scorpion which had us scarpering for our socks and shoes! We left the camp the next day feeling very disgruntled. It was shocking to see that a new community project was in such ruins already. I tried to have ‘words’ with the woman on the gate, but knowing my efforts were pointless I didn’t waste my breath for too long and we left.

Tsodilo Hills camp

Tsodilo Hills camp

Free scorpion

Free scorpion

After the abysmal camp the night before, we were relieved to arrive in Maun at Sedia Hotel – with fantastic facilities and big camping areas right by the river – all for 50 Pula a night! That’s more like it! We needed a good base to relax in, as the next day was spent running round in circles in what is the parks permit & camping fiasco. The parks decided to privatise the campsites a few years ago, so before you can get a parks permit to enter into Moremi, Savuti and Chobe you have to book your campsites. Of course, all the campsites are owned by different companies and their offices are scattered across Maun, so the circus begins of rushing from office to office working out who has what availability. As we hadn’t booked ahead, we had to rely on cancellations so in all we must have visited each office at least 3 times as we didn’t want to book campsites in the north of the park until we had confirmation our camps in the South had been booked. The most illogical and farcical process I have encountered yet and expensive! Park entry per day is around $50 plus camping fees, which at Savuti is $100USD, that’s almost 80 quid to camp for a night!!!….there better be a free bar, Jacuzzi, pool….!

So here we are, relaxing by the pool at Sedia, Savannah Dry in hand and Swansea City V Spurs on the telly! Tomorrow we head off into the wilds of Botswana, looking forward to some serious off-roading (deep sand and water crossings) elephant dodging and hoping we don’t end up on the Lions’ a la carte menu! If the car, and us, make it through this, then we can get through anything!